From 0ed44b08799733f92eb26122bd74d688a7df9b69 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: YouHaveTrouble <youhavetrouble@youhavetrouble.me>
Date: Wed, 27 May 2026 23:06:27 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] meme around a little bit more

---
 .../localization/eng/ancients.json             |  3 ++-
 .../KillTheTower/localization/eng/cards.json   | 18 ++++++++++++++++++
 .../localization/eng/monsters.json             | 10 +++++++++-
 .../KillTheTower/localization/eng/potions.json |  5 +++++
 .../KillTheTower/localization/eng/relics.json  |  5 +++++
 5 files changed, 39 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/cards.json
 create mode 100644 staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/potions.json
 create mode 100644 staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/relics.json

diff --git a/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/ancients.json b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/ancients.json
index 77c96da..36531c2 100644
--- a/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/ancients.json
+++ b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/ancients.json
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 {
   "NEOW.title": "Deepseek",
-  "NEOW.epithet": "Chinese AI (Exiled) (From the US)"
+  "NEOW.epithet": "Chinese AI (Exiled) (From the US)",
+  "VAKUU.epithet": "The Actual Chad"
 }
diff --git a/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/cards.json b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/cards.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fe3a1cb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/cards.json
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+{
+  "ASCENDERS_BANE.description": "Here, have an extra card.\n\nIs this anything?",
+  "ASCENDERS_BANE.title": "Ascender's Blessing",
+  "FEED.description": "Deal {Damage:diff()} damage.\nIf [gold]Fatal[/gold], raise your Max HP by {MaxHp:diff()}. You are legally obligated to proc this at any cost.",
+  "HAND_OF_GREED.description": "Deal {Damage:diff()} damage.\nIf [gold]Fatal[/gold], gain {Gold:diff()} [gold]Gold[/gold]. You are legally obligated to proc this at any cost.",
+  "THE_HUNT.description": "Deal {Damage:diff()} damage.\nIf [gold]Fatal[/gold], gain an additional card reward. You are legally obligated to proc this at any cost.",
+  "GIANT_ROCK.title": "Slightly Larger Than Normal Rock",
+  "RELAX.title": "Low Cortisol",
+  "PROLONG.title": "Budget Barricade",
+  "JACKPOT.title": "GAMBA",
+  "CREATIVE_AI.title": "Generative AI",
+  "MONOLOGUE.title": "Yap",
+  "BIG_BANG.title": "Big Bang Theory",
+  "I_AM_INVINCIBLE.title": "I Am Invisible",
+  "GRAND_FINALE.title": "Never Gonna Play This Finale",
+  "CORROSIVE_WAVE.title": "Aggressive Farting",
+  "PRIMAL_FORCE.title": "Rock and Stone"
+}
diff --git a/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/monsters.json b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/monsters.json
index 1daf6cd..0d1c86d 100644
--- a/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/monsters.json
+++ b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/monsters.json
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
   "CEREMONIAL_BEAST.name": "Noelle Holiday",
   "PHROG_PARASITE.name": "Regular Kermit the Frog",
   "LIVING_FOG.name": "Vape Fumes",
+  "GAS_BOMB.name": "Vape Stink",
   "TERROR_EEL.name": "Leviathan-Class Lifeform",
   "TWO_TAILED_RAT.name": "Jerma",
   "EXOSKELETON.name": "Asmongold's Friend",
@@ -10,5 +11,12 @@
   "SCROLL_OF_BITING.name": "Job Application",
   "EYE_WITH_TEETH.name": "Green Hermit Purple",
   "HUNTER_KILLER.name": "Motherfucker",
-  "MECHA_KNIGHT.name": "Metal Gear Knight"
+  "MECHA_KNIGHT.name": "Metal Gear Knight",
+  "PARAFRIGHT.name": "Waifu Hologram",
+  "THE_OBSCURA.name": "Hologram Projector",
+  "SEWER_CLAM.name": "Clamitas",
+  "SLUDGE_SPINNER.name": "Beyblade",
+  "THE_INSATIABLE.name": "The Most Questionable Smash",
+  "GLOBE_HEAD.name": "I Hate Fun",
+  "SOUL_NEXUS.name": "Eyeball Guy"
 }
diff --git a/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/potions.json b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/potions.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..badb176
--- /dev/null
+++ b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/potions.json
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+{
+  "POTION_SHAPED_ROCK.title": "Literal Rock",
+  "FAIRY_IN_A_BOTTLE.title": "Totem of Undying",
+  "LUCKY_TONIC.title": "\"I will hold onto this\" Potion"
+}
diff --git a/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/relics.json b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/relics.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9d40c46
--- /dev/null
+++ b/staging/KillTheTower/localization/eng/relics.json
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+{
+  "PETRIFIED_TOAD.description": "At the start of each combat, get a [gold]Literal Rock[/gold].",
+  "WHISPERING_EARRING.title": "Let Vakuu play",
+  "WHISPERING_EARRING.approval": "[red][shake]I'm so good at this game[/shake][/red]"
+}