[
  {
    "title": "The Demon King",
    "text": "Demon King has awoken and is a threat to whole existence. Heroes needed."
  },
  {
    "title": "Scratchy, Destruction Incarnate",
    "text": "Scratchy was reborn as a machine of pure destruction and needs to be stopped."
  },
  {
    "title": "Jiggly Jungle",
    "text": "A jungle south began rapidly expanding and experts think arson is our only option."
  }
]