[
  {
    "title": "Scratchy, the butcher",
    "text": "Scratchy turned evil and is terrorizing its victims. Put a stop to it!"
  },
  {
    "title": "Hobgnoblin subjegation",
    "text": "Gnoblins evolved and are back for vengeance."
  },
  {
    "title": "Holy",
    "text": "Gnoblins summoned their machine god and it started going haywire on everything around it. Destroy it!"
  }
]